Saturday, February 25, 2006

my travelling companions on 106 to orchard.. everyone was having gatherings on tt day..
(one of the last times to see yeeng).
Lydia's farewell.
its amazing how time flies.. known her since pri3 in church.. & its been a yr since she migrated to aussie. life in church less noisy. & i'm stuck w sarah-saurus (haha). lydia u are a bunch of crap. miss u bitching / niao-ing sarah; now no more accomplice! hee. =)

Shalom youth group. Chk out Janice & Alison looking very-girl in uniform. john probably exhasted all his army stories on us 3 aunties. & finally we realise tt we can meet at other places other than paya lebar.. hahaha. shalom!


lydia (lee-dia) & sarah-saurus & i. the original crew.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006
































valentine's are for fwens..

cannot stand the commercial shit.. in sci, there was this bazaar, and there were hearts, balloons, flowers, roses, chocolates everywhere.. faints.. the ultimate was this hanging cupid on the stairway (lightning hazard. head-banging for the cock-eyed hazard). & when u walked all the way up, there was this huuuuuuuuuuge pink heart made of like soooo many balloons. like just in case u thought chinese new year was still like happenin'. argh, so disgusting! during lect.. amanda bought us heart-shaped chocolate brownies.. i refused to eat them.. boycott! haha.

lunch w my best fwens & pharm sisters.. happy! one smell said smth stupid & i merlioned in the canteen at xq & hr. sorry! drain (fortunately) had tutorial so had to leave early.. despite me whining tt last-yr-i-had-flowers-y-this-yr-dun-hv. poor one smell had to endure.. we walked the arts bazaar, & huirei stopped at the rose stall (put on sad face). xQ & i gave the mournful look. (so poor thing) one smell looked at the ceiling. ONE SMELL BOUGHT US RED ROSES!!! haha.. xQ started jumping. really. she started jumping along the arts corridor. we were smiling from ear to ear until jaw paining. we beamed. we grinned. we floated. like rose = trophy. triumphant. we were floating.. one smell said he felt powerful. (easily pleased). he dun understand how one rose can make us sooooo happy. floating... the rose now, a bit dilapidated.. cos of incessant shaking, showing it off & waving it in ppl faces. & cos xQ put her bag in it when amada distracted her. (i think amanda was jealous & wanted to destroy it.) huirei haolianed and said she got the biggest rose. xQ said hers is the reddest. mine got the nicest scent. relly.

the little smth for drain & one smell. they find it gay. no points for guessing who got which.


dinner w yeeng & sweesung! we went to maxwell & gorged on local food.. ding donged a bit in china town.. girl time out... had a really really great time. hen party. haha. i'll miss yeeng awfully.. but she's gonna hv a good time! bon voyage dearest gal!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

at wala wala... pub pub pubbing...

me & my best fwens drain & one smell (also known as my bodyguards). thx, best fwens.
NB: drain's long neck. one smell's bo-sei-kek-sai face.

been busy (gg out. shld b mugging. anyway.). thu night, yeeng and i went to orchard to chill. (actually we went to buy sweesung's cat present). yeeng ended up buying a turtle tt looked like her. but yeeng is originally a ladybug. (NB: must say it in a high pitch voice). then we realised the ladybug & a turtle hv alot in common. they are like hemispherical. and we ate at billy bombers.. the burgers are sooooo huge.. we shared & theoretically i ate half a burger, but was soooo full.. and it was soooo tasty - bacon cheese beef choking on gerkins. yes. yummmy... then we had this huge mudpie. in chinese there's this saying yi-du-gong-du. means use poison to counter poison (homeopathy principles here man). anyway. chocolate cures coughs and headaches. i think next time the pharmacy shld just all start dispensing choc. hee.

i know i'll miss yeeng. sono egoista.

i kind of hollanded on the way back. i took 143 & dropped off at salvation army. (read: far). by the time i got to KR, the last A2 passed me by. i was so upset.. & had to walk all the way to kwok. & it was dark. & the slope up to TH was a killer with the lamps flickering on & off. & one smell called me a cock. i so poor thing yet he scold me a cock. i so poor thing right. bad one smell. i was so upset. a bit like wandering ard in the dark, a little shortcut, a slight misstep, the passing by of a few metres, didnt manage to meet, sweet union missed.

on fri best fwen one smell best fwen drain mer & dennis went wala wala to watch EIC (finally!). oh faints... the atm was soooo electrifying... had this nice white beer. and tequila. and sips of dunno wt. anyway. pubbing... is it bad? poor jooch & denise & yc (pending best fwen) didnt manage to get in cos of the disgusting queue. pls go wala to chop seat at 7.30pm tho it only starts 9.45.anyway i was safe cos of my 2 best fwens who sat in btw me & came up w all the possible scenarios in case i got picked up. highly unlikely, u cocks. anyway one smell was more afraid of getting killed by lijie if i got drunk. haha. anyway i was safe w my 2 body guards. and quite high too cos one smell & mer, we sang along to U2's 'with or without you' except it sounded more like 'weeeeth or weeethout yoooooooooooooooooooou'...plus all the hand signals. mer & one smell are so fun... waa so shiok. i love EIC. must go again!!!! faints...

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Signature Love Project is over!!!!!!!!!!

we managed to raise $9072.50, way way way exceeding the target of 8k man!!! i am sooo proud of the slp oc 06, lead by the ever capable lijie and yeeng and jiat.. GIRL POWER!!!! waa.. i am impressed, amazed, stupendous... so proud of all of u... from the humble beginnings slp03 of 7k... and now we have the most impressive booth with penguin mascots, unparalled in csc man. ever. ever ever ever. i need yuncai to b my new 3rd best fwen. and our csc members hv been great, really gg all out, the 4th mc, diff SP OCs & RVPs bought spaces... its like really a showcase of love, of how our club is bonded, feeled. (is there such a word as feeled. anyway. its FEELED.) throat paining.. ricola comes in handy now. handy oh dandy. and i am sooooooo shagged out. i managed to run to all 3 booths on mon, tue at sci, and today, all 3 booths again, canvassing all over.. like see the whole picture, see my oc & csc members slogging it out... drain who saw tt mon wasnt up to mark & went down to help piah unofficially (my best fwen is #1 again. one smell #2.).... huirei also, & my fav xQ who was sick.. thx soooo much.... waa. this is a great feeling. warmth. love. it is indeed an impression. yes. impression.

seriously mon wasnt as much as pre-empted, so i think tt spurred alot of ppl on... lijie i was so worried for u; but u see, having faith in the oc, in csc ppl who piah all out... tis amazing. i really thot come tue night still, cannot hit target. but its alright, cos $ raised still will go to a gd cause no matter how small.. yet today as money was poured out of the tins... we were all so delighted! this is simply amazing. a record man. a record. =)

my next 3 SPs... i am working with 9 guys... talk abt gender ratios. 2 down, 4 to go! thx one smell & lijie!!! *hugs*

Thursday, February 02, 2006

hur hur hur. i just came back from scaring drain. tonight's his 1st night in the ulu little place of old KR. welcome drain!!!! poor drain! the surroundings is really gross man. uninhabitable. lijie & i walk ard in semi-darkness. so scared. see drain we brave all dangers to walk to ur place at midnight. then we knock on his door then went to hide. (but he found us. game over. no fun). haiya, for all our planning - xQ had to bluff him; xQ asked him for his room no. cos her mother wanted to buy 4D. and drain believed. yes. faints. then i tried to stall him using poor tactic. hur hur hur.

okay la, besides the sucky surroundings, his rm is bigger and has better furnishing.. drain trying to master how to pronounce 'cock' the one-smell-way. so funny. screwed fact (1) there are no drawers (2) his lan cable point is like cocked, it has to drape over his bed to his pc. how screwed. (3) his neighbour is welcoming man. so welcoming. poor drain!! nvm drain u can always accept one smell's invitation of running over to kwok & spending the night hugging each other. tt wts fwens are for right..

they did a short synopsis on richardo. ok he's eloquent & has this amazing charm. i think i will never forget him (hey lijie say the same thing too), even when i am old & senile. he's the sweep-u-off-ur-feet sort. e chao buaya. THE casanova. the charmer. he is THE most charming. i only talked to him for 10mins. and that was during him hosting jamX 04. in 2004. goodness. unforgettable!!! & he has had 9 girlfwens in the past 3 yrs. i think they all dun mind getting cheated by him lor. pls. see one smell has this sort of fwens... tsk tsk.. hur hur hur...

the guys said its all in his exotic name, (drain said richardo is a cock name). they refuse to acknowledge he has a charm. for goodness sake. so from now onwards one smell will be known as ronaldino raoul del peiro while drain will be known as draino.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Chinese new year. A Chinese festival where everything is red. And ntuc is flooded w oranges. U can hardly find an apple. Its when ppl celebrate the new yr according to the lunar calendar for 15 days. The eve is e most important when ppl hv this huge dinner tog (ala Reunion Dinner). Then most ppl go ard to Chinatown/drink/gamble & such. The first day is visitation, according to the ‘rank’ of the family. E eldest is the ‘biggest’. There they hand out little red packets with money inside, to the children (read, until u get hitched.) there’s like lotsa stuff to eat, many Chinese cookies. Perhaps u’ll b familiar w pineapple tarts & bbq sweet meat strips. Love the slacking, the food, the reunions tho with relatives constantly thinking u are grown. (e same conversation a yr ago is mentioned without fail again).

Anyway. A time for firsts too. 1)My first b’fast in kwok!

2)My first climb over the railings & drain (a real drain. As in, lang kaw). Always wanted to do tt man!!! As in, the past 3 yrs I obediently jay-walk round them damned railings. Finally I breached it hahaha. Hur hur hur (one smell’s new laugh).

3)And also, this cny, we got invited to a church fwen’s place; we had every meat imaginable – duck pig chicken prawn fish cuttlefish lamb cow. Goodness me. It was such a spread. & they told me tt this Chinese kuay, the niangao, its so sticky it sticks the Chinese monster Nian’s mouth shut. So the monster cannot bite ppl. Hur hur hur.

4)& mayb I’m softening over the yrs, tired of saying no, defences getting paper thin.

5)managed to pre-empt drain.. he gg to stay in extension & he didn’t tell us! So one smell lijie & I yelled at him over the hp. And xq sat there & smiled demurely (xq. Tt smile gave the game away. Haha)

6)my fwen stepped on my slipper & it broke. And since its cny the shops were kinda closed. Now that is true essence of window shopping. Cos u couldn’t get into the shop even it u knelt outside and kow-towed.

The absurd things my papa says: (we were bored at a relatives place)
Nemo: I dun wanna be an MP
Big flower: haha. Why.
Nemo: cos u must go hospital & kiss all the babies
Big flower: haha
Nemo: cos u must go old folks home and shake all their hands
Big flower: haha (higher pitch)
Nemo: cos u must go to the events and they will put flowers round ur neck
Big flower: haha (highest pitch)
Nemo: my nose will sneeze with all the pollen.Big flower: haha (seriously high pitch)


And one smell said if I date richardo he will kill me. Hur hur hur.