Friday, April 16, 2004

state of grace to the heavy base. c'mon!

in e midst of exams, wt is freaking new? argh. just had my first paper yesterday, while my engin frens finish TODAY. yes. the ironies of life. life is unfair. exemplified.

arts modules vis-a-vis science modules. crappable vis-a-vis un-smokable. as in today and yesterday, really crap like mad. and u substantiate and re-substantiate and reiterate and just enforce ur view and u know u'll do fine. unlike physio, walao, there is not arguments about it, facts is facts. pure freaking facts is the way. yay. stupid neuro.

feeling sad for myself here. real sad. feel like digging a hole & burying myself. like how we used to love burying ppl in the sand when we were at the beach. awfully dirty. awfully fun. i NEED to go sentosa, as a matter of fact. the weather here is so damn good now. sunny all day. its just screaming "tanning oil! tanning oil!". i NEED to kayak.

one more week. ONE more week. this time next week, i am a free bird.

not that i like birds of course, horrid sqwark sqwark things. makes me sneeze. and there's um, some negative connotations about birds. haha. sesame street. big bird. so obscene.

Sunday, April 04, 2004

havent been here for ages. haha. got this from a fren. we NEED more ppl like him in society. add some freaking color to our freaking boring life. grrr. mugging for exams. mug mug mug. grrr. ANGST.


Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about everybody

People who point at their wrist while asking for the Time.
I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, wellingtonboots?

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've
found it?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the
f*cking floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before
it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something
before
it.

When people say "life is short".
What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking
does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you're involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?'Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.