Thursday, March 27, 2003

does aloe vera help? aloe & evening primrose. not funny my frens.

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

oww.oww. if u must know, my face is pink. my nose is red. and if u must really know, i have been called chili crab & lobster & goodness knows wat else. and my biggest insult thus far on my condition is tt if i meet a mugger / stalker i just turn round & he'll scream 'aaargh... pink!'. ok not funny. yesterday was a mad rush at work in e morning as we (the 4 sisters working at CPF: char, mountain mountain aka shanshan, yoyo ball & i) finished our day's work before 10am. ha. then blah blah blah con Sylvia our supervisor into letting us off early. (and Sylvia today called us devious ah...) went to Sunset Bay part of Sentosa... had e whole beach 2 ourselves save for like 6 ppl. mountain mountain was so funny. she was like, 'freaking hell' and 'damn hot' and 'yee got sea smell' and 'so much sand' etc. hahaa. in the end she took out her shades and we screamed Vaness (of F4 dunno hongkong / taiwan boy-freaking-band tt is popular for wad i dunno maybe ppl like gays now)

well anyway char used SPF 0, myself SPF 8 and mountain mountain SPF 80. yes, eighty. hahhhaaha. she was like 'it better work ah' if not it'll b her typical 'freaking hell, piss me off' kinda thing again. well, besides laughing at mountain mountain and tanning ard we also went kayaking, so so so fun! went with yoyo at first and got a bit of..erm.. turbulence near e shore... and just rowed & rowed. so fun. drifted near 2 e barriers (cos got coast guard boat passing near) and got freaked out cos so so much algae was growing there...so disgusting... the 4 sisters screamed. and screamed. besides, we also discovered a new beach barricaded off. of course we went in. was secluded & really new, like the sand was so soft. good 4 making out. oops i didn't say tt.

ya, later i kayaked with char and we had on our indian accent, and went 'left my friend, right my friend, left my friend, etc' and this whole grp of guys chanted tt after us. think they army army one. woo. then one was swee-ming near to us, and he went 'help help' & char said 'my fren tt guy needs help' & i said he can help himself. bang. think we deflated his ego. then by e time we re-apply lotion & row back they gone. ah. char also feel kek. haha. e nice thing is tt when we push our kayak up shore this guy ask us if we need help & we say we can manage. but in the end (after much struggle up shore) after we went back we found our kayak floating in the sea. offshore. shit shit. then this other guy who was surfing (or trying to) swam & pushed e kayak to shore 4 us. now tt is wad i call a gracious society. then again ppl dun normally hold open doors for u & i'm e last up e bus / train etc. maybe wearing swee-ming wear helps to promote gentlemanliness. woo.

well hope tt this redness wears off into my coveted healthy glow. then can smile smile at army guys. pink pink cute cute. shit rem last time i sunburnt then got a pink LINE across my face. oh no. but this shall b my tannest of all tans. and i wanna go kayak again. maybe can crash my kayak into swee-ming guys. then i pretend to drown. then they save me. if they not struck too hard by kayak la. kenna concussion then use resuscitation. woo. ok then. plain kayaking.