prof bay was being crappy AGAIN.. lect today is on abdominal stuffies... today he talked abt hernia and how e poor guys go for e checkup. ya, need i explain / describe hernia checkup? anyway, got scientific basic okay.. e coughing raises pressure 'there', thus 'there' the hernia becomes more pronounced and thus more visible. then they will proceed to cut or smth, okay tt was my addition. well anyway after he talked abt hernia he act asked for a male volunteer !!! we sabo-ed weijie. he walked towards e medical table thing to lie down. then he actually lifted his lab coat to pull down his pants, his hands were on his buckle liao *traumatized* we were luffing so hard and prof bay was still looking at his transparancy and apparantly talking to himself, then he turned and was traumatized too.. started gg "no no no" hahaha!!!!!!! well anyway weijie lay down & he unbuttoned weijie's labcoat (so gay) and lifted his shirt up to start routine abdominal checkup. weijie then covered his boobs. YES. finally someone has outdone prof bay. prof bay then covered his boobs for him. LOL.

sat, plaza sing, cafe cartel. 01S14 outing. din think i missed them so much until i saw them. sharon leaving tmr, chunxuan on weds and naiyan on fri. all gg imperial college. sigh... to think i could be in london too... anyway was thinking if i go ard saying i'm fm 'king's college' the ah mah aunty here think of kings icecream also not very glamourous. or edinburgh which most ppl dun know how to pronouncce...haha... i wanna go ukkkkkkkk...to think i applied and got in and was almost there.....here in nus quite hectic (as seen fm my absence here.. ya, now temporarily blah-ing things here to let u all know i am still alive) my pharm fac is a mugger fac. feel miserable at times, but my gd frens pull me thru e day.. esp my camp mates who are fm all diff fac yet we are so bonded. still. they make me luff. i need endorphins.

okay ya, the guys hv GROWN. relly. ziyang is scary.. he black belt taekwondo now multi-iridesent-color man... he is so big. and e other guys hv arms. i looked only at e arms. even zx....woo.... okay this excludes zsc and tang. okay tang u look fitter may i say? no change la, nicer hair now. still ur ugly old adidas shoe...so proud of it 4 wt?? hehe... zsc hasnt changed (to all) he is still SO irritating. yup, e guys really hv grown big. arms big. our worm zx is really dark now.. and he has grown taller !!! wow.. yay for worm!

was talking to clarence, he and his ocs ppl went brunei for a week and he was telling me abt some big insect. well anyway he waited v long for his order so he asked to waiter to bring his meal... he thot for very long, then said 'some beef thing' hhaa.. SO BLUR still... respect. anyway he squirted some beef thing on his shirt (his everlasting white polo shirt...) so he was like trying to wipe it off and i noticed he is damn big too.. and he is damn BROAD now. yes. clarence. yes. so we were talking and i cant rem wt we were talking abt cos was staring at his big-ness...wooooooo.... oh i rem we were talking abt him gg for engin crash course at SP, cos he needs it in ocs for some strategy thing... then he say he got prob can find his seniors. i said smth unglamourous like 'oh i dun take engin so i cant ask ur senior.' one shld not spill things on one's shirt esp if one is wearing a modest and subtly enhancing white polo shirt. severe distraction.

okays me shld stop blabbering abt 01S14 guys, talk abt gals... gd cow fren jean jean came, talk cok w me, suan me, nutting new...paired up w tang and both attack poor me e lambchop...hehe :P got very excited w naiyan & cx telling them abt angmoh guys... more excited than they were.. missed dear von and dear reg tho... got an element missing... dear gals, will meet u during hols okie~ muackz...then was doing self-comforting w wanni (my fellow pharmer) & bitching abt e piah-ers in our fac, yeah, gimme a five wanni, everyday-relaxing-is-ur-motto. :P


to 01S14, the vjc times were gd.

.:*:. which bra would you recommend? .:*:.

haha yes you read the title correctly. i know i think it's gross too!! >< but this was the major subject of discussion during our tutorial today!! o_O;;; today prof bay muz haf been in a really crappy mood! hee~ cos he said so many hilarious things!! haha. let me recount the incident...

one of the tutorial questions was about the mammary gland. as usual, prof bay started an intro to the topic... by asking one of the guys...

prof: "calvin, how would u describe your breasts?"
calvin: O_O??????????????? "huh?? err... er... small??"

oh no!! haha... poor guy!! so embarassing! all the gals were rather terrified that he wld ask us the same qn... haha... everyone was laughing... then he continued...

"so girls, you should know this better. can one of u tell me, what type of bra would you recommend??"

at this point the guys erupted into hysterical laughter and the gals like me and priscilla tried desperately to look terribly absorbed in copying notes.... haha... so he asked victoria to answer the question!! poor victoria~~~ yar.. the poor gal was stunned, then someone (rags, i think) suggested "victoria's secrets!!" and GUESS WHAT PROF BAY REPLIED?!?!?!?!

"oh yar those are quite sexy ah but they don't provide good enough support lah."

O_O?????????????????????????? oh man... by this time we were collapsing in laughter...

"really! it's proven. in this survey published in Her World Magazine in 1999... they prove that maximiser bras are the best!"

"so every year i always advise my female students, you must wear MAXIMISER BRAs! why? because not only do they provide good support for your breasts..." (action of cupping imaginary breasts) "... but they also show off a lot of cleavage too!!!!!"

AAAH! i can't believe i am hearing this from a professor!!!! and THAT'S NOT THE END!!!!

"but i tell you ah, don't go and buy maximiser bras now. why? cos now the price is $49.90!! you must wait till great singapore sale ah.. then the price will drop! drop to $24.90!! then you can go and buy!!!"

Oh man. like, how does he KNOW the price??????????? *faints* now we all know the type and price of his wife's bras. well at least, i *think* he's married!!!??? if not... O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; we were all laughing so hard that he had to shush us. i wonder what the class in the next part of the anatomy hall was thinking... i'm sure they must have heard us!!!

............ alright that's it... wish our lecturers are all so crappy :P