Thursday, August 28, 2003

yest a few (okay, v few) of us went running (okay, jogging) tog to test route (okay, and find route) for e benefit of our mass-everyone-lets-go-running-someday-yipee-yay-yay. as u know e track is so super dunno-wt-they-doing w it digging-holes and stuff, looking for dinosaur, playing-w-e-sand. maybe to bury smth. anyway yah.

hope to do this weekly / fortnightly ??

participants : adrian (e body) bray-n (e non body) and me (e dunno y-on-earth-i-went-oh-wad-e-heck-GOT KICK-e-terrain-is-diff). and later leeying who had lessons fm 0800hrs - 2000hrs. joind us. go fongseng eat prata & dinosaur.

route : (a)fm kent ridge hall, out to fong seng, in at bus terminal, central lib, YIH, sci fac.

rest 10mins. panting panting. (not panty... bryan for your benefit, panting is like breathing hard. panty is erm, underwear.)

(b)fm sci fac, out to NUH, past sci park, in at PGP (freaking long), business sch, back at KR.

estimated 5km, timed ard 45 mins.

lessons learnt :
1. guys do not rem tt i did not go army. no bmt.
2. guys did not rem tt i haven run for like more than a yr. since
NAPFA in college. eons ago.
3. guys run 2.4 in 10mins. i run in 13mins. do ur math.
4. guys run one step i run 2 steps.
5. downslope guys run ONE biiiiiig step i run 3 steps.

6. big clips do not hold hair when running. unglam.
7. one shld not run after hip hop dance. SHAGGED.
8. one shld not drink water b4 running. silly me. having stitch is
unglam. holding ur side like wanna kek sai.
9. when adrian says not far = very far
10. when adrian says reaching already = reach in a long while.

11. when adrian says "ONLY 2 more bus stops" ignore e "only".
12. when adrian says "1km left ONLY" ignore e whole statement.
13. bryan talks non stop when running.
14. bryan will attempt to smack u to make u run faster after him
15. u run faster. then he shoots like a rocket. hand shld stretch a
teeny bit longer in order to THWACK him back.

16. bryan is irritating.
17. i peng at YIH slope. i konked at sci park. nus = national union
of slopes which isnt v funny when u trying to stay alive.
18. when running can c guys running too... (as in NOT adrian / bryan)
19. however feeling v shiok now. really. endorphins!!! (talk to me
in 2 days, lactic acid buildup, mayb another story)
20. think its incipient revenge of 2 of them.. tekan me...

running is gd. running is gd. conclusion : running is gd.

first to arrive a base : MEEEEEEE CHLOE TAN EN HUI !!! (pls clap)

suggested route next time : run to haw par villa. or to NUH then "further down a bit is my house" (by bray -n). na la, think must plan a route 'female friendly' one... we did NOT go thru bmt.

lotsa luv
enhui

p/s : if i can do it, u can do it too.. we can do it tog !! woo!!!
still feeling okie. really. wooo !!!

***must join must join!!! ***

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Based on a true story..

Once upon a time....in the southern province of China... a jacket was born in a dilapidated factory. Unlike the human race where it takes a few years for the young mind to be aware of its surroundings...the jacket knew rite from its birth his goal n objective in life....n dat was to provide warmth n comfort for his mistress when she nids it the most!!

Some time later, the jacket overheard from some of the humans working at the factory, n realised his name was called Fila-44...(the no.44 is actuali his size ) Later, one of the humans hung him on a hanger n placed him on a clothes stand, together with the rest of his siblings. After dat, the human pushed the clothes stand to a corner where he happened to see a reflection of himself (he happened to be the 1st in the line of the clothes stand ).
He take a gd look at himself n thot,"hmm...I looked handsome...white-based with dark blue sleeves n i even have 2 pockets at the side, juz perfect for my mistress to put her cold small hands...well, it seems I'm every way perfect for my mistress..it will be her honour to have me..." He sneered at his siblings who doesn't seem to stand out as much as he is...( A little insight to the minds of a jacket...jackets are borne with a narcissism nature...they will alwaz feel dat they look the best n stand out more than the rest...little did our Fila-44 know dat he actuali looked exactly the same as his fellow siblings...)
A few months later...(sori ah...want to cut short the story, the author want to slp liao)

Here we are at this shop called Fila international, somewhere in this country called Singapore. Our Fila-44 heard from his frens in this shop abt the nature of the humans living in tis country. They are very extravagent, n very willing to pay any amount for a gd quality product...they told him dat he was blessd to have come to S'pore, as he will sureli have a gd mistress n live a gd life from then onwards...he thot so too n hanged himself proudly on his hanger, knowing it's juz a matter of time when some human will find a liking for him.
A few days have passed, still no one took notice of him...he asked himself, "have I been priced too high??", but he immediately dismissed dat thot, knowing dat he's definitely worth the price ( A sidetrack..the author duno the price of the jacket coz the price-tag was gone by the time he found it..)
Finali, the day came...a young gal stepped into the shop, looking for a suitable jacket for her lectures....Fila-44 immediately took a fancy on her n presented his best when She came near...
She saw him....n turned away....
"no, tis cannot be!!" he thot
Then She turned back n looked at him again...
" Yes!! Yes!! Choose me!! Choose me!! " He presented his best again!!
She walked towards him, lifted him up from his hanger, went into the fitting room n put him on...oooooh...Fila-44 seems to have been made for her..he hugged her body like a lover and gave her all the warmth She nids...She, on the other hand felt dat Fila-44 fit her perfectly...She felt comfortable n warm...
Oooooh... a classical love-at-1st-sight story...
So She bought him...back at home, She tried him again...on n off, She looked at the mirror n smiled with content...Fila-44 was feeling ecstatic too, whenever She look at the mirror, he will cuddle her n hug her like they will never want to be apart...She brought him to her sch n showed him off to her frds....in fact, She would bring him to whenever She will go. Fila-44 felt loved n cherished...n would return her love by hugging her tight whenever She put him on...He wished dat such happy life would last forever...
Well, fate seems to have played a trick on him...On tis fateful day, She brought him to a chalet organised by her orientation group...there..She used him like she alwaz do...then on the last day...She forgotten all abt him n left the chalet without him. He felt so heart-broken!! He felt the world seems to have end for him..he felt like commiting suicide, but he duno how...(as U all noe, a jacket is afterall a non-living thing, cant anyhow die one...)
Fortunately a kind soul saw him n picked him up, he saw his pathetic state n decided to help him find his mistress...
A few weeks have passed, n still no sign of his mistress...haiz...the kind soul consoled him...he persuade him to gif up on the former love...its reali useless to cling on to a fruitless hope...he oso suggested his sister to be his new mistress..but NO!! Fila-44 was totali faithful to his mistress...he firmly rejected his kind offer (n realised heng heng he din kana his sis who was the type dat tried to avoid bathing if she can )
He missed his mistress alot n lost his former dignity n pride...he reali want her back!! The kind soul looked at him n oso felt more resolved to help him find his mistress..hence he wrote this story, hoping dat the romantic story of them would passed on to everyone so dat probably the mistress can take note of tis story n returned to find her jacket, the one dat has gave her warmth when She had nid it the most...the one dat She had shown to everyone with pride...the one which had followed her faithfuli to everywhere She would go...

So, please,if u have a heart, please passed on tis story...perhaps, u can help our poor Fila-44 to find her mistress soon....Fila-44 is still carrying this dim hope dat he can be reunited with his mistress, lets dun extinguished tis little wish of his...

to be continued....

This story is purely fictious,any resemblance to anyone is purely coincidental
( ever wondered why some shows alwaz like to say "based on a true story", but in the end alwaz like to say "this story is purely fictious...." very contradictry hor?? )

Hey, please vote my story...
1 - I kinda like ur story
2 - I Liked ur story
3 - I reali like ur story
4 - Encore Encore

Alrite...to noe how kind ur frds will be...please pass tis story to as many pple as u can, tis story has been blessed...if u passed on, u will get miracles in the next 1 week
1-5 pple: U will have 1 miracle next week
6-20 ple: U will have 3 miracles next week
>20 pple: U will have a miracle per day next week
0 pple: U are reali the smart one!! C'mon, u reali believe this miracle story isit?? The story is only used to help the author spread his story ard...u lived how many yrs liao, still believe miracles will happen juz by passing on emails?!?!

Moral of the Story: Please....who have left his/her jacket at the chalet?? No one has claimed from me yet!! I'll reali donate to my sis's charity fund if no one claim!

xiang