i LOVE tuesdays. really. today's show was vincent in one of his lowest moment in his life... oh poor poor vincent. he always wear black u knoe, like ah-beng. I LIKE. actually not the poser kind, he can make it one (not like other CMI chao-ah-beng) got sei u know... and he forever wear some singlet thing, all the better for me cos can see his big muscles. they should show his shirt less all the time u know, sure hype viewership ratings. ya, vincent ng should be topless. always. make it a prerequisite for him being on cam. glory glory hallelujah...

so anyway, today i took half day with char-my-friend, went bugis junction & bugis market & raffles city & marina sq. and my feet aches... so. feeling of abandon, with the whole world at work while we went on a shopping spree, literally. or nicely put, contributing to the economy. with 50 cents and 80 cents... hahaha... i'm still feeling incredulous my fren! saw this guy sitting ard in raffles city, he was playing with his hp and leaned his arm on the armrest... and his arm was like wooo... and i was like wooo... and my fren char was like hey ah-hui stopped talking ah-hui are u ok. his forearm was like SO NICE his muscles were like wooo... and his color was like wooo... such tt we were like wooo... and talked abt him 4 e whole stretch of citilink mall. i like. those few seconds... of forearm... glory glory hallelujah... saw this metal box at seiyu; a cube of 20cm; 20 bucks and can but jewellery & stuff. so nice... still deliberating... very hardy too so next time buy put beside bed and who come creeping into hostel rm use the metal box cok the head. concussion. i like.

bought a gift for papa already, for father's day...papa sure like haha, haven bought 4 mama tho. after tt went shopping with papa at suntec. haha, buy everything papa pay, big flower no need to pay. big flower bought a blue polo tee for papa, and even tt also papa pay for his own present. haha. big flower hope papa forgot tt he pay. big flower like shopping with papa. but papa din wanna buy icecream even tho big flower say big flower want. in the end bought jellied donuts and marshmellows so big flower forgive papa. big flower like shopping with papa. tmr big flower will ask papa hurry up stop work so can go shopping again. papa work in suntec which is like so best. glory glory hallelujah...

i LOVE tuesdays. cos tue got heartlanders = vincent ng albeit 30 min. or rather less. but so. today vincent jumped into the longkang to save some drowning boy. typical. however it was vincent ng who jumped in u see. into a muddy longkang. should hv taken off his shirt or something more interesting. swee-ming. char and mountain mountain (i shall purposely call u tt, and char shall call u molehill. btw, wads ur real name ah.. think its shan shan issit.. or something mountainous) hv this amazing theory on Vhy i like vincent ng. not repeatable. here. in fact, its password protected in writing on some ulu computer in our departrment. sicko... not funny my friends. think u all like vincent ng too. just dun wanna admit. or infatuate.

unusually-nice guy downstairs RNP decided to b nice to me & supervisor, brought up peach tarts.(fm delifrance i like...) in a crumpled box. nice weesoon. good weesoon. kind weesoon. didn't look poisonous so i ate it. suspect its unwanted. quizzed him on the hygeine (& motive, haha). safe. still alive. no sign of lao-sai so far. nor constipation. if not i curse him kek-sai for 2 weeks.

tomorrow gg shift office. hope i get to sit in some corner away from our dear AM and Mister Lee (thunder and lightning). haha my supervisor got sa-bo by my other 3 supervisors, kenna the seat in front of Mister Lee (thunder and lightning). actually i'm real glad we get along real well. rare. forever laughing at something or other. (normally laughing at ppl anyway) and inform each other when BK having sales etc. and think she likes vincent ng too. spent laughing at some mbr's name : Gan Ah Sai. in memory of dear yoyo who left the force on saturday horrid yoyo cow left for very green-er pastures - relief teaching. but its teaching PRC english. (PRC = ppl republic of china = PCS = pure chinese society). dun kenna sars ah yoyo. so anyway (in the words, not last words but most probably be last words la, either tt or 'freaking hell' or 'piss me off', of mountain mountain) tmr shall b moving everything non-living to our new premise. literally. how exciting.

day 21. it was yesterday tt they pulled down sadaam's (no capital 's', he does deserve it.... damn tt ass) statue. so fast. lull before the storm, some call it. i oppose to war. pro-peace. really. have doubts? dun believe fine. ok, sometimes.(i admit alrite) but this case i think war is inevitable for we must eradicate the axis of evil; the scheming tyrant. the ***** ****** from the face of the earth. then can the iraqi ppl live in peace; no longer under his shadow. operation iraqi free oil is not funny at all. bad sense of toilet humor. think war is a serious thing. poooooooor soldiers. ok fine. so hv i proven my point tt this blog is not all guy talk... its e voice of the future pillar of society ya. i'm not an apathetic youth ya noe... roll eyes.

so anyway today i was at RNP dept handling some mbr's case. big prob oh-my-goodness freak freak freak. love gg RNP tho as there got cisco guard. even tho RNP got scary Doris-forever-yelling-from-far-can-hear. think i can't say e case cos its CPF redtape stuff ya, half story gone so anyway, i smiled at the cisco-guy-who-looks-like-vincent-ng-when-he-covers-his-face AND he smiled at me. it works!!!! anyway he wanted to tell me tt supervisor outside looking for me however he jiang-hua-yu one. oh turn off turn off TURN OFF. vhy vhy vhy. turn totally off.

ok, decided having the same template as tang is bad. bad bad bad. GO AWAY. shoo. scram. was watching the sars thingy on tv, and vjc was in the pix. wanna ask where is our vice principal lim ee tuo??? his whole office all designer stuff one. i rem when i broke his table lamp (or rather unscrewed it till it was shaky and it refused to re-screw this sounds obscene) he was nice abt it and teased me for tt the rest of college life. which is 2 yrs. & how i cannot wear my blue socks to sch cos xia-suay meet VP i kenna. and he rem my name (cos its not eveyday when ppl break your deigner lamp). one time i and best fren regina try to pon some talk (was it some politics thing cos it definitely not army / total defence / s cube seminar i confirm will go one) and we were like out of the concourse already and lim ee tuo yelled my name from the library. on the 2nd floor. shux.

so anyway, (adapted fm mountain mountain my collegue) i went to RNP dept today and smiled at mr. cisco guard. and he smiled at me. but he jiang-hua-yu one. pronounce it as chiang-hwa-yee. my goodness i am repeating myself. why why why. i really think he looks like vincent ng when he covers his face. WOOOO. and did u all watch e episode when vincent ng and aaron aziz had a bball match. and it started to rain. and vincent ng took off his shirt. and i was like _____ and vincent ng was like _______ u all shld check his forearms oh my goodness. and vincent ng was all shiny in the rain. I LIKE !!!!!!! e bad thing is i think he also chiang-hwa-yee too. his english so so cannot make it. nvm, i'll gag him up. another bad thing is his full name is vincent ng ching hoi, weng qing hai like oh my goodness why got ching qing chang chong one. so chee-nese. ching and chang. tt wad i say when someone blabbers chinese at me at a very high proficiency level and i catch no ball. which is most of the time. once had a member (an angry chee-nese one) who talked in chinese real fast so i transferred e call as i din noe wad the ching he was chang-ing abt. dun get me wrong. i'm a chinese. but its hard when i'm a hybrid, or banana if u like. potato wad have you. so anyway (with all due respect to mountain mountain) vincenhui. muackz*

realized most of my peeps blog. since we all dun see each other often.at all. it's sad how we say, ya, we'll keep in touch, ya, we'll meet up and so on. but... think blogging is a way of connecting when one is disconnected. it allows ppl into our minds. if they even bother. sometimes i wonder if i'm asking too much.think ppl (singaporeans) are much different here than in new zealand. like how my peeps there, 3 of them are still in contact with me thru letter writing alone. its been about a decade. ya. really. hv this fren called Charlotte Ferry Parker; giving birth in june. i wonder how she is. ya. still remember her in kindy, with furry rabbit shoes, & she forever wear pink frilly dresses. before we all know it, time will fly by so fast. cliche, but true. in other words, we may meet each other as ah-sohs in supermarket. or go lim kopi at coffeshop with ah-pek guy frens. why must we age. gosh feeling damn old now. dammit i'm only nineteen! freaking out, freaking out, freaking out.

so anyway, as i was saying, blogging along on a saturday afternoon, indoors cos got SARS. paranoia. downstairs got some chee-nese karaoke singer blabbling in cantonese. help. cant nap. how dreadful! oh kill me. hey S14 ppl, u know zhou shicai blogs? hah. and eugene's got same template as him. HAHA. actually take tt laugh back cos i got e same template as tang. how dreadful. and he's bitching abt it all over. which is worse i wonder.... think this blog thing should revamp. please.

what is the world coming to. SARS. War in Iraq. Hunger. Pollution - air, land, sea, noise, u name it. Disease. Pestilence. MY LIFE. oh my goodness. no life. nothing happening. absolutely. oh must i mention tt char and i ran down Shenton Way stretch during lunch time. yes. she kinda told me at 11.41am that Yoshinoda was having a lunchtime special at 3 bucks. and it ended at noon. and we thot tt e nearest was near cpf. but no... near raffles place. the lift door opened and we ran. really. we ran one mrt stop. in skirts & heels. and was the last customer. yeah. if we missed it i'll just scream. really. well. think i'm gg off my rockers.

last wk went RNP and heard doris yelling at someone. the poor guy looked like he was shrinking every minute. and he was standing, bent back as she railed on and on. it was super loud; super caustic.a bit like the female version of tan-yew-hwee. rem he yelled at me from concorse cos i wore blue socks. and i was at the staff room. oh my god. instant popularity. oh man i hate him. next time i go back vj and i'll slap him. the only gd comment he paid was during circuit training, he said 'u're not a bad runner'. y din he phrase it better. mayb cos i wore white socks. back to doris (who looks like a sleeping dragon but when she scolds no one dares to look) anyway e poor guy looked absolutely shaken. waa, i respect doris man... haahaa. told my supervisor, and she laughed. said ppl in RNP used to it. thot it only happen in sch. and movies. welcome to the real world, dear gal. talk about civilisation. men should start opening doors for ladies. like me. (& we should yell at them if they dun. like doris. or slap their b_ _ _ s. ouch.from char & mountain mountain & yoyo.