big flower very angry with papa now. big flower say i want bicycle. papa say he will buy but i ride it back from carrefour myself. not funny papa. it will take me 2 days.
then papa take my baa-sheep and hide it in the store room. then papa go and eat my lunch for tomorrow which i put in the pantry. so big flower now very angry with papa. and papa got a big nose. and japanese face. papa go japan and the japs thought he local. all papa big nose fault. and i inherited sinus from papa big nose and every morning i sneeze like mad so un-glam. heng now got char accompany me doing the waa-choo in the morn at work. anyway now big flower nose gg drop off all papa fault and big flower baa-sheep all yucky and a bit dusty from the storeroom. waa-choo. big flower very angry with papa. anyway papa birthday coming in a month and big flower very excited. big flower already buy papa his present and will wrap it with tonnes of newspaper. its a celtic cd. then big flower can listen also, haha. big flower last gave papa a sheep from mu-ee and when u squeeze some shit comes out. big flower force papa put on his briefcase so papa bring sheep to work everyday. big flower also spotcheck papa whether sheep hang there. big flower like papa best of all. in church today papa burp. big flower very angry when papa burp. papa should live in the jungle. big flower now go hide my baa-sheep in case papa with big nose go and take again.

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. (and luff at others calamities too) Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises.(normally praise myself since i dun get quenched) Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked.(u hv been warned) Easily jealous.(yeah yeah green eyed) Observant. Careful and cautious.(paranoid over-suspicion) Thinks quickly. (most of e time a tad slow lah, c.m.i.)Independent thoughts. army tots? Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense.(i like tt...the wack ppl kind of defense? most verbal la) Sensitive but not petty.(hurt-my-feelings-break-my-glass-heart is quoted) Poor resistance against illnesses.(nooo...) Learns to relax.(relax all e time) Hasty and trusty. Romantic. (esp if guy in army shirt open it 4 me 2 see) Loving and caring. Loves to make friends . hmm, characteristics of all august babies ? then everyone should b born in august and b as NICE AS ME... and cute

anyway, G4 (us 4 collegues at work) were on the army topic again, initiated every hour or less by ME, and were wondering when guys hv their mass swee-ming thing, wad kinda trunks do they wear... like army prints ? haha... no i said... they wear white trunks... so when ppl go ambush them and attack them while they swee-ming they can take off their trunks and use it as a white flag signalling surrender, my fren... :P

woooo. must tell this out. wooooo. went to pasir ris to meet my classmate who was booking out 4 a dinner. anyway he was like super late so i was left like hanging ard e bus interchange. and the whole of tekong basically booking out at my feet i was "hmm" at first. then as the traffic started increasing exponentially i was like woooo. then i became traumatized. i was really traumatized. it was so traumatizing. woooo. traumatizations of traumatizations. green-green everywhere. i was like hurry-up-come-here-i-am-just-dying-waiting-cos-can-FEEL-eyes-on-me-kinda-thing. wakao i could see the testosterone man. in the end i buay tahan i turned my back and face the MRT line. waa. so many ARMY GUYs. somemore tt day i wear tt shade of green. my collegue mountain-mountain say i asked 4 it; who ask me to wear such a short skirt (she also said i look like a hooker and mountain-mountain i sudden recall u say this, so now i make CAT face at u. i bet u smiling with mouth open and make CAT face back) well anyway i was left posing by my poor self for one hour meanwhile i heard this guy stand aside from the 'rivers of green chaos' flowing behind me, and he was saying on his hp "mummy where are u...etc" hahaha. hunky hunky yet liddat. aiyo. tsk tsk. so sweet. okay give it to me my one last raving bit.... i finally met my fren & we had a nice chat anyway e nicest part was tt he had half of his platoon behind him & i got 2 shake hands with some of his frens (he say all wo-bu-hui-jiang-hua-yu kind like him & myself) one got muscles leh. woooo. muscles. woooo. anyway we adjourned for coffee he later opened his shirt. his green shirt cos he was trying 2 show me his sunburn and i was like wooo. he voluntarily did it one ok. and i was traumatised. and i was like oh-u-no-need-to-show-me-but-i-want-to-see-so-u-can-continue so i just sat there and smiled.i almost lie down and died. waaa, must go again. woooooo.

yee. my mountain-mountain collegue slam me in her blog.... cos i tot there were 5 guys in the band F4. said i cant speak chinese to save my life. waaa. CAT face. anyway mountain mountain = shan shan from HCJC. she likes guys small-and-white-clean-and-bright. and she luvs linkin park. woooo. dunno wad e heck F4 doing on her music list. she's a FAN of F4. CAT face.

an ODE TO F4 : (by us 4 gals, censored alot i think; could b wuss)
we wish u a jerry x'mas, we wish u a jerry x'mas, we wish u a jerry x'mas n we give u ken chu.
n ken chu can chew, can chew n can chew. he'll eat up ur turkey, bcos he can chew.
vanness is e best, cos he clears up e mess. after he rubs vicks all over ur chest.
n jerry is hairy, his hair is quite scary. he always feel itchy, tt y he so bitchy
& vic is so sick, he picks out a dick, sizes it up & then rubs vicks on it.

mountain mountain wrote : (my collegues) kept making silly jokes like "hi, i'm ken chu" "oh, i can chew too". n rubbing vicks vapour rub all over pple's chest (esp e ns guy who exposed his chest to enhui just to show her his sunburn) as well as rubbing vicks on ur nether regions would be very exciting n wondering if tat would make u impotent. sick rite. there's sicker stuff. ok its really censored from now on.

so who says u dun learn-stuff-on-the-job? care and share my frens!!! woooo. (esp care-and-share muscle army men). woooo.

i hv a confession to make. a stupid one. u know how sometimes we go do stupid things at stupid times and end up looking stupid and feeling stupid. now i feel stupid. uh uh i know u are saying stuff like oh-but-u-are-stupid so it is not stupidly surprising that u are feeling stupid. anyway the stupid thing is that i go to work half an hour early cos there is this army bus at tampines mrt that transports these bunch of army men to goodness-knows-where-and-i-shall-find-out-one-day but that is not quite the point. the point is that for me to catch that bus (which i dun take of course so i shld say, for me to saunter past the army guys waiting for the army bus) i hv to leave hse at 7.18am. so wad the heck stupid me has to wake up early every day except sat, cos there is no army bus on sat. anyway the stupid point is that one stupid day it was stupidly raining in e morning, so nice to sleep in but poor me dragged myself there early and of course i was walking under the shelter and of course all were crowding under the shelter, so tt day was a pretty gd start to the morning cos i was like excuse-me and this army guy smiled at me. next time i shall so smile back. anyway i am still not at my stupid point. the very very point is that i missed my footing when i was on the over head bridge (while looking for the army bus) and i was like wooooo and literally jumped 3 steps down then 2 more for stability's sake. THANK GOD I ICE SKATE. so i was like so yucky one leg up the other down, my hands flailing abt 4 the railings. so pai-kua. and i totally woke up. and i was so so shaken tt my legs were still wobbly when i went to take the mrt i felt so sick i almost reeled. no more risking of my life. army bus or no army bus. on hindsight i am so proud of my ability to balance on high heels in such a precarious position. in heels it is no joke. just in a more graceful stance next time.

"catch no ball". heard of this phrase b4? izzit singlish? anyway, dun u all think its kinda obscene...

day three. chinese new year. pineapple tarts. oh my goodness. i shall puke if i see another one. i have eaten like hundreds i think. so sinful. sigh. SIGH. pineapple. wonder where tt word came from. not a pine nor an apple. oh good grief, (rhymes with brief) why did i eat so many... butter pastry.. sinful... it was sitting there... loooking at me... "come and eat me" it said. only i heard. earnestly the tart (ok, the tart like pineapple tart not TART tart kind of tart, get wad ?m tart-ing abt) okay, the tart beckoned me. it wasn't my fault. my hand just moved. as if in a trance. and now its like i've eaten a hundred and two. i'm absolutely disgusted at my piggy self. oh pui pui pui. imagine the amount of running i'll hv to do... sigh. anyway, my cny was basically pigging away, racking my brains over long-forgotten chinese-long-forgotten-four letter words. ya. the chinese poem kind. tat well wishers send to me via sms and stuff. i wonder if it was a deliberate attempt to irritate me. u all huh. anyway, wads with the cny. my aunt goes "waa.. so big already (oh deary me) and how old are you huh ( abt a hundred and two) and where u studying huh (oh got expelled so currently sch-less) " oh heck, for all my cynism its just the cny thingy and the awful sgp weather now.. rain rain rain all day. gd for sleeping only. ruin my shoes. only gd thing is tt it inc prob of meeting army guy in need of umbrella and then i will go and share, and then he will smile at me. and he'll hv big muscles. oh heck, excuse my french this time but when u absolutely dread cny songs blasting everywhere.. and ching here chang there, and u're sleep satiated and u kek sai coz eat too many pineapple tarts and army guys holiday over all go back tekong, and u start feeling like ME. i feel un-tart. blea~